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[sma1smg1981] Asal Mula

Setelah bom nuclear terakhir meledak, semua orang di dunia ini mati akibat kelakuan yang dikenal dengan nama MAD " Muttually Assured Destruction", yah hampir semua orang tak ada yang hidup.

Namun. dari suatu reruntuhan, tampak seorang lelaki merangkak keluar. tengok kiri kanan. tak ada teman, Namun sesaat kemudian ia melihat dari kejauahan sesosok tubuh bergerak gerak, tampak sekali mahluk itu adalah seorang wanita.

Tak terkira suka cita yang ia rasakan, menemukan teman meski cuma seorang.  Setelah sesaat bertemu dan bertukar cerita, kemudian si lelaki bilang : " aku lapar sekali"

"tunggu" kata si wanita ; " tadi ada apel di sana" imbuhnya;  Sontak si lelaki berteriak : "ahhhhhh   apel  !!!!!!";  "gila apa kamu???????;" :"ayo lah jangan mulai lagi omong kosong selama ini dengan hal serupa????????;"

Pro Yanti :

Feliz cumpleaños amigo  

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Lelahnya jadi wanita... wakakaka

Yanti <aldsmom2004@yahoo.com> wrote:

 

LELAHNYA JADI WANITA

Pada usia 14 tahun, ada cowok yang pedekate, sungguh lelah ngumpet darinya.
Pada usia 24 tahun, tak ada yang pedekate, sungguh lelah memikirkannya.

Cowokku pura-pura mabuk dan mengajakku pulang ke rumahnya, sungguh lelah menolaknya.
Cowokku bener-bener mabuk dan muntah di lantai, sungguh lelah membersihkannya.

Ada yang pinjem uang sama cowokku, aku takut mereka tak bayar, sungguh lelah mencemaskannya.
Cowokku pinjem uang dengan orang lain, sungguh takut orang lain menagih utang padaku, tambah lelah mencemaskannya.

Melahirkan anak laki-laki takut anakku mirip ayahnya yang ngga punya masa depan, mengurusnya sungguh lelah.
Melahirkan anak perempuan, takut dia tertipu seperti ibunya, sama lelahnya.

Waktu suami lagi kere, tiap hari harus irit, sungguh lelah.
Waktu suami lagi banyak uang, takut dia di luar belajar yang tidak-tidak, sungguh lelah.

Suami terlalu ganteng, di jalanan selalu ada cewek yang curi-curi pandang, aku lelah.
Suami terlalu jelek, setiap keluar di jalan, sungguh lelah harus menjelaskan ke orang-orang kalo dia bukanlah supirku.

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Re: [sma1smg1981] Mantu

Ya kita kok sudah beranjak sepuh yo, ndak keras sudah ada yang mantu lagi,
selamat matu yo mas Irawandi.

irawan suyudi <irawan1981@yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear Friend,

Akhirnya aku jadi wong tuo tenanan, Ndak kroso ya? kalau aku duluan mantu.......

Insyaallah kalau tdk ada aral melintang acara mantunya tanggal 8 Maret 2008 bertepatan dengan hari Sabtu n jum'atnya libur jamnya jam 10 pagi, berita ini bukan undangan lho karena saya takut memberatkan teman teman semua mengingat jauhnya jarak, ini hanya pemberitahuan saja karena takut dianggep meneng menengan wae, tapi teman teman kebetulan ada acara ke Semarang n longgar trus ingin datang ke kudus sambil mampir di Rumah Makan Padang " ARUMSARI " milik mbak Nina yaa monggo saya tdk berani menolak.

Atas pengertiannya saya ucapkan banyak banyak terima kasih

Salam

Irawan

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Credit Advise In Your Favor.

in dia bank palsu yang diberikan oleh spammer

Capital Treasury Finance & Securities <info@ctfinsec-uk.org> wrote:

22nd January,2008.

 

ATTENTION: Serat Jati

 

 

Regards to the subject matter, we wish to inform you that we have been instructed and authorized based on the approval from the Account Department by our board of trustee, to effect your payment to you lodged in a suspence account here in our Bank as stated above within seven (7) working days.

 

At this point, there will be a need for you to open an offshore transit account with us, and after activation of this account you will then authomatically have access to your funds herein and there after you can make witdrawals from your end into your nominated account in your country.

 

This decision was reached after due consultation in the meeting held by the board of Trustees, Considering the obvious circumstances of your funds and having satisfied all required obligations as recently cross-checked, note that you have been referred to Capital Treasury Finance & Securities for logistics reasons, and all relevant documents relating to your transaction have been forwarded to us accordingly.

 

In order to expedite action on this matter you are therefore advised to make available in United Kingdom, a scan copy of your International Passport or Driver's License for personal identification, After due identification, verification and payment of account activation fees. You will be required to sign the final proof (The Fund Release Order), to obtain the authorization code which facilitate the speedy transfer of your fund to your nominated account.

 

Be informed that we have a limited time within which to make payments, hence the need for an urgent attention.

 

This approval is stipulated under decree 3(13) sub-section 1 of 2004 that approves payments to all foreigners fund.

 

For further enquiries, contact the undersign on telephone number +44-700-596-1757.

 

We remain obliged.

Yours faithfully.

ACCOUNTS
Director/Remittance.
Capital Treasury Finance & Securities.
Tel:++44-700-596-1757, Ext 2.

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